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My old D&D group had one folk song, "what would moradin do?" to the tune of "what would Brian Boitano do?" from south park.

I've updated the song for Pathfinder's world, and thought I'd share it with you guys, and I'd love to see other peoples folk songs they can sing with their group.

What would Cayden Cailean do

what would Cayden Cailean do,
if he were here right now?
he'd strike them down and drink a brew
cause that's what Cayden Cailean would do

When Cayden Cailean was in Absalom,
taking that fateful test
He got completely drunk on beer and wine
And still proved he was the best

When Cayden Cailean was in the desert
protecting maidens fair
He lost his sword to a horde of orcs
and had to beat them with a chair

So what would Cayden Cailean do,
if he were here today
he'd probably kick an ass or two
that's what Cayden Cailean'd do.

I play with a group over the internet, so kind of hard for us to sing songs together. I liked yours though.

Our troop's artistic tropes of choice seem to be CMOA monologues, one-liners, and the well-timed pun.
(Which is of the good, seeing as how I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.)

Growled in a low voice:
"I am S'TarKan Alaric CladRan, Maker of Ways and Ender of Days. None who have tested my resolve lived to tell of it. Your move."

Upper-class British Accent:
"I have a modest schedule of fees..." (Because it makes Tempest twitch. Ask him why!)

Outraged feminine snarl:
"Kittens are not for *BLEEP*-ing!" (Runsamok nearly killing me with laughter-induced organ rejection.)

Breathy, jaded, debauched tone:
"Oooohhh, you have Nooooo idea!" (That ones for you, Torb!)

Flat voice:
"I give him a look."
"He gives it back, Sean, since he doesn't know where it's been."

Exasperated female voice:
"I need a thirty minute break so I can fix the metaplot he just broke."


Feel free to add more guys (you know who you are...)