Unread postby Chuckg » April 9th, 2009, 7:34 pm
Sometimes, things just go wrong. Especially when you're gaming with people you haven't known for a while, and it turns you have... incompatible gaming styles.
Or maybe the dice gods just decide to spend that night hosing you horribly. Or somebody makes a wrong tactical decision for entirely understandable reasons, yet it still touches off a horrible chain of dominoes.
In any event, since we have a thread for Made of Win moments in our tabletop play, I decided to create its dark mirror, the thread of gaming horror stories.
This is one I've posted online before in other venues, yet the dark shadow of its memory remains...
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Cyberpunk 2020 game:
I'm the noob to the group, but they're just starting a new campaign when I get there, so we're all fresh. It's a Trauma Team game -- for those who don't know C2020, think "heavily armed paramilitary ambulance attendants in a cyberpunk world". If you are a paying customer of Trauma Team, Inc., we'll show up to medevac you from the middle of even the worst urban war zone... even if we need a minigun-equipped aerodyne (think a sort of van with vector-thrust VTOL flight capability) to do it. Just pop your transmitter card and voila, instant private 911.
Anyway, we had one Netrunner (decker) running our communications, a combat medic, a couple of Solos (street samurai), and me, the pilot.
First service call of the night, we show up at a building fire to see our rival ambulance service, REO Meatwagon, loading up some of our customers in *their* ambulance... which means that we have lost money, the claim-jumping bastards. So, the guy playing the medic, who's our team leader, orders me to shoot their aerodyne down.
Since blowing it away means we lose money anyway, I look at him like he's on crack, and go 'Shouldn't we just lift the rest of our people out of that big-*** fire? They're lost money anyway.'
Well, first prize for my "insubordination" is a syringe full of thorazine right in my shoulder while I've got my hands busy landing the damn thing and can't fight back. While I'm out of it, Dr. Death then proceeds to use our minigun to blow the REO Meatwagon right out of the sky. When I call him on it later, eh says, "Oh, I used the rubber bullets! It was legally just a warning shot!"
Right. 200 'warning shots' straight into the other guy's vertical stabilizer, and he acts surprised when there's a fiery crash.
Anyway, after that encounter, somebody else pops me with a stim shot so my character's awake again.
A couple hours later in game time, it's lunch. Which, since we were working graveyard, means it's midnight. So we go -- still dressed up in our Trauma Team gear, and carrying our fully automatic weapons and our heavy milspec body armor -- in to eat. Given that this is the place where our characters usually eat, and we are licensed and deputized corporate mercenaries what have the legal permits to wear this stuff, that's not stupid, that's just Cyberpunk.
Anyway, despite the place being a known regular stop on the schedules of lots of heavily-armed corporate mercs like us, the obligatory street gang tries to rob it anyway. So, everybody leaps joyously into the hand-to-hand fray with the wandering monsters. Except me. My guy's feeling pretty bummed and low on team spirit for some mysterious reason, so I just stay in the booth and finish my burger.
So natch, one of the gangers breaks loose and comes straight at me. Screaming wild-eyed on crystal meth and waving around a mono-edged machete.
Now, my character's last job was ex-Special Forces, flying Army gunships over some Central American hellhole in some undeclared Cyberpunk border war or the other, so he's not exactly the most gentle guy in the world. He was an *ethical* man, but definitely not a squeamish one. And this is a Cyberpunk game.
So, I take one look at the monosword the other guy's trying to chop me up with, decide that this more than qualifies as 'being assaulted with lethal force', decide that using lethal force is therefore an appropriate and proportionate response to the situation, pick my assault rifle up from off the seat next to me, neatly put 3 rounds of 5.56mm straight through the mook's forehead, and go back to my burger.
So the team leader writes my character up with a big nasty discipline slip (to add to the one I've already collected for "insubordination") for -- get this -- 'excessive force'. So, apparently blowing away a rival company's ambulance w/ two innocents on board is company policy, but shooting a guy who's berserk on meth and trying to slice you up with a monosword is beyond the pale. No, I don't get it either. Sure, *their* characters were all kung-fu heroes and took on the crazed gangers with monoswords melee style. Hey, whatever floats their boats, but do I have to jump off a cliff 'just cause they jump to?
So, on to the last call of the night. Panic beacon signal from a basement in a very bad part of town. God only knows what we're running into.
So, I land out front of this abandoned house in the slums, everybody but me and the Netrunner rolls out -- I'm sitting at the controls, he's on the radios.
And over the headset, I hear them all go into the house, and down into the basement...
.. cue screaming.
... cue sound of multiple gunshots.
... silence.
At this point, I seriously considered just taking off and leaving them there. In addition to the negative attitude I'd been getting all night, if they all die, then my record's perfectly clean. And it's not as if I have any *duty* to go down there -- if whatever's in that basement ate three heavily armed Trauma Team field operatives, then one pilot can't seriously be expected to go whip it.
So, being me, I immediately load a clip of armor-piercing into my rifle, scrounge a couple grenades, and tell the Netrunner "I'm going in." Because, dammit, they just might be soulless corporate merc scum, but my boy used to fly with the Night Stalkers and by God he's not leaving fallen men behind even if he does truly hate their asses.
And I tell the Netrunner, before I go down -- "I've moved the aerodyne around so the nose gun's aimed at the front door. You don't need to aim anything. You don't need to know how it works. You just need to know that if I come back out that front door running, something really ugly is chasing me. And when I make it out the door and drop and roll and yell "NOW!", that's your cue to open up with the rotating gatling barrels of death and turn that house into an open basement with no roof."
And so, moving as stealthily as I can, I move down the stairs.
And from the top of the stairs I see... this enormously huge and psychotic cyborg. Full-on cyberpsycho. Heavy full body plating, mono-whips implanted in both arms, hydraulic muscles, the works. We're talking like Jason X here, OK? And I see my buddies, huddling over behind some support pillars in the corner, as the cyberpsycho rants and raves at them about how all fleshy meatbags must die and so forth. Great. They're still alive. So I'm still going down.
And I go down the stairs.
And then I roll my Stealth roll. And I crit success. And crit again. And *again*. (In Cyberpunk 2020 you keep rerolling for as long as you keep getting 10's, and adding that to the total). And in the end, I get a total die roll result of 50. It is like the highest roll ever seen in the history of that campaign. In Cyberpunk 2020, a total die result of 35 makes a difficulty class of 'F**king Impossible".
And so I ninja down, because my plan is this -- to get right up behind him (he was facing away from the foot of the stairs), put the rifle barrel right to the base of his skull, and let him have all 30 rounds of 5.56mm armor-piercing right there.
Which would *probably* kill him. Yes, he was that heavily armored.
The rule in Cyberpunk 2020 is that any firearm attack launched within Point Blank range -- which means 1 meter -- automatically rolls max damage. With this guy's armor value, max damage on all 30 of my shots would eventually nickel-and-dime him to death 1 or 2 BODY at a time.
I get to within 4 feet of the bad guy before the DM has him suddenly hear me -- and remember what my stealth roll was! -- and turn around. And I know damn well he didn't roll an Alertness high enough to beat 50, as the only way to do that in Cyberpunk 2020 involves having base stats and skill codes of 15+ each (the Hero Game equivalent of which would be like having INT 50 and +10 w/ all PER rolls), or else you have to crit succeed and then confirm the crit about three times. So just by counting how many times his d10 hit the table, I know whether or not he did it, and he didn't do it.
So the guy hears me anyway. I ask if I get the point blank damage. DM goes "No, that's only for 1 meter or less." And I go "You said I got to within 4 feet! The difference is negligible! Can we go common-sense instead of exact literal here?"
No. No we can't. So I blaze away, my average damage barely pisses Mr. Tinhead off, and he pops both monowhips and starts swinging.
I crit success my first dodge roll. So I don't get cut in half, my rifle does. As I'm doing this, I'm backing up the stairs.
He swings again. I crit success my second dodge roll. Yes, I was rolling crit after crit that night. It was the hottest dice streak of my entire life. I must have chucked like eight natural 10's in a *row*, on 1d10. Literally one in a hundred million odds.
So by now, I've lived about two rounds longer than I could possibly hoped to have, I'm halfway up the stairs, and I'm just about to where I can break, run, have Borg Boy follow me up and out the front door... and stare straight into the nose gun of my gunship.
Oh yeah, I also tried chucking an EMP grenade. Nothing. Fully shielded. No prob, that's an allowable option for 'borgs in C2020.
And just as I turn to run and play follow-the-leader...
... the combat medic leaps out from behind the pillar, levels his .477 magnum handgun, and fires a called shot into the borg's head from across the basement. And I see his die roll. He rolls a hit, but he does *not* crit.
The DM rolls some dice behind his screen and says that the borg is down.
... this is the same borg whose head I'd just put 30 rounds of 5.56mm armor piercing into at a distance <4 feet, and barely dented his armor. And now one shot, from across the room, from a heavy pistol, just floored the borg.
Gee, DM favoritism much?
(Note -- the damage of an Militech-Ronin 35 assault rifle loaded with AP is 5d6 Armor-Piercing. The damage of a .477 "Boomer-Buster" pistol at close range is 5d6 Armor-Piercing. So our weapons were doing the exact same damage.
My average damage rolls, called shot to the head, for *30* shots were barely plinking the sucker. His one round, called shot to the head, floored it. Notice a problem here?)
And then, just as I'm standing up to announce that I'm quitting this freak show, the rest of the party tells me that they'd have had to throw me out anyway -- for my "cowardice in the face of the enemy". Because, you know, I was turning to run away from the 'borg. Never mind the whole plan with the tactical retreat and the parked gunship. Never mind me going down into that basement to save their asses *after* they've repeatedly ****ed me over, when I could have just abandoned them all to die and gotten away totally free and clear with our employer, Trauma Team, Inc. Nope. I'm a coward. Gotta be.
I left.