Weirdest/Funniest Line You've Seen or Heard in a Game

[Kitsune_Akatsuki]

I'm curious. It can be a line from your character, one that you said to another player, something another player said to you, something an NPC said to your character, etc.



One of mine I can think of off the top of my head is from Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and is this:

(male)NPC: "I like what I see."

Which wouldn't have been so funny if it weren't for the fact my character was a male as well, (Dark Elf if it matter) although, I HAD designed him very much as a pretty boy.


By all means, share yours, please.

[serbii]

Psychonauts, just psychonauts. That game is the funniest, most quotable I've ever seen.

"Then I'll pull out your eyes!"
"Ha! You can't! That is the purpose of the goggles!"

*Sasha upon seeing a lamp* "Ugh! So. Tacky! Can't. Look. Directly. At it!"

“Oh no, Goggalor is headed for the orphanage! ... No, wait, that wasn’t the orphanage! ... Oh no, that WAS the Orphanage! ... Goggalor got the Puppy Orphanage! ... I HATE you, Goggalor!

“Goggalor hates everything Lungfish care about! Air, water, family, the economy...”

“Although I sometimes smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service.”

Dogen: And then… and then you’ll make their heads explode?
Raz: No! What? Can you do that?
Dogen: No! Well… once kinda. But now I wear this special hat.

Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili Zanotto: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!

[MrRigger2]

Any conversation between Fred and Napoleon Bonaparte. That world got to me. Seriously hysterical. And the Milkman Conspiracy. Quite possibly my favorite level in any video game ever.

MrRigger

[Random_fan]

Anything said by Deadpool in marvel ultimate alliance, I'm playing through it for the third time and he's still funny.

[jgkitarel]

The Great Bad Poo from Conkers Bad Fur Day, you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of fighting a sentient pile of crap who's dialogue is sung like bad opera.

[Dervon]

I! EAT! YOUR! SANDWICHES! I EAT EM UP!

Here lies Scout, he ran fast, and died a virgin.