Runner Profile: Hawk
Unread postPosted: October 13th, 2008, 3:11 am
<<<BigJimmy>>>
*sigh* Jim, are you trying to antagonize him?
<<<Galen>>>
Wouldn't surprise me. This is the pygmy dwarf I saw juggling live grenades, right?
<<<Hawk>>>
In my defense, I was drunk at the time.
<<<BigJimmy>>>
And that is unusual... how?
<<<KidFox>>>
Shut up.
<<<BigJimmy>>>
You're a good demo-rat, Jim, but Fox's got a point. And besides, Hawk's One-Step program was entertaining... for the rest of us, anyway.
<<<Galen>>>
And you were sober for nearly two weeks afterwards--which was a record, if I recall correctly.
<<<Merla>>>
If by "sober" you mean "scared shitless at the thought of drinking a drop".
<<<Galen>>>
Alright, alright! So since Hawk has so entertainingly managed to deflect this onto me, I'll return the favor. The slot has a mad-on for Yakuza and beetle-dealers. When we were doing our legwork at Scott's, a trio of Yaks showed up to shake someone else down for something. Hawk waited until they were leaning on their target before walking over, and gave their skulls serious cross-ventilation issues at point-blank range. He even paid for the cleanup!
<<<BigJimmy>>>
*shudder* I remember that. The expression on his face was the worst--completely blank, like he was taking out the trash. But on the astral...
<<<Galen>>>