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Alright, so here's the lowdown on one of the scarier slots that I've met out there, a fella by the handle of "Hawk". First, the good stuff. The man is one of the best gun bunnies I've ever seen, at least with pistols. Y'know how a perfect score at the shooting range is called a "possible", because it practically ain't? Well, it's possible, alright. No smartlink, no laser sights, and he didn't miss a shot--four damn mornings in a row! Made this dwarf feel even more inadequate. He's also an adept, 'cording to my buddy Galen, and he don't need practically no sleep because of it. That also leads into the bad stuff. See, I understand all of this magic stuff about as much as I need a hole in my head, but, as much Mr. Dour McScariness is fuzzies, laughs and unicorn farts on the outside, on the astral, apparently, he's screaming. Loudly. I don't know what about, though, and since I want to keep on breathing without a tube, I'm going to stop there.
<<<BigJimmy>>>
*sigh* Jim, are you trying to antagonize him?
<<<Galen>>>
Wouldn't surprise me. This
is the pygmy dwarf I saw juggling live grenades, right?
<<<Hawk>>>
In my defense, I was drunk at the time.
<<<BigJimmy>>>
And that is unusual... how?
<<<KidFox>>>
Shut up.
<<<BigJimmy>>>
You're a good demo-rat, Jim, but Fox's got a point. And besides, Hawk's One-Step program was entertaining... for the rest of us, anyway.
<<<Galen>>>
And you were sober for nearly two weeks afterwards--which was a record, if I recall correctly.
<<<Merla>>>
If by "sober" you mean "scared shitless at the thought of drinking a drop".
<<<Galen>>>
Alright, alright! So since Hawk has so entertainingly managed to deflect this onto me, I'll return the favor. The slot has a mad-on for Yakuza and beetle-dealers. When we were doing our legwork at Scott's, a trio of Yaks showed up to shake someone else down for something. Hawk waited until they were leaning on their target before walking over, and gave their skulls serious cross-ventilation issues at point-blank range. He even paid for the cleanup!
<<<BigJimmy>>>
*shudder* I remember that. The expression on his face was the worst--completely blank, like he was taking out the trash. But on the astral...
<<<Galen>>>
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