(AP) In a shocking move that rocked the Seattle Metroplex, Lone Star announced that up and coming UFC contender Akuma appears to have gone berserk last night in his room at the Tacoma Hilton, resulting in the deaths of fellow UFC Champions Jonas Callistoga and Maria Vasquez, as well as UFC manager Lori Preston and most of the overnight cleaning staff.
The enraged fighter escaped the hotel in the early hours of Thursday morning. He then made his way south into the Puyallup region. He then encountered several members of the Spike go-gang, resulting in fight that ranged for several blocks, resulting in the deaths of several gang members, as well as the first two pairs of patrolmen that arrived. The conflict ended only when Akuma encountered members of a Lone Star High Threat Response Team, when he was killed by heavy weapons fire.
"At this time, we are still investigating the situation," reported Lone Star spokesman Fred Holiday. "We will be making a full inquiry into the circumstances of this tragedy."
Other figures in the Seattle Metroplex have not been so restrained in their response to these events. "This is just the sort of tragedy we don't need here in Seattle," said a spokesperson for the Brackhaven Campaign. "Our hearts go out to the families of the citizens who were killed in this tragedy."