YakYak Blog

YakYak Blog

Unread postby bibliophile20 » January 2nd, 2009, 10:21 pm

"...and the casino that doesn't officially operate out of the Crazy Eight bar's basement is going to have the 'honor' of hosting a group of about 15 drunken enforcers from the Shigeda-gumi for the next few days. These boys have done quite well for themselves--they still have all their pinkies, so they're celebrating by killing their brain cells.

And, for the final piece for the day, I have a treat for everyone. Yes, the rumors are true. Someone bombed the Shotozumi-gumi's mansion last night--with some of his own employees. Apparently, someone airdropped the Panderer flesh smugglers, without the assistance of parachutes, onto Hanzo's house at approximately 7:00 last night. Of the four, one did a nose dive into the garden--I'm sure the cherry blossoms will love the extra fertilizer when spring comes--while another hit the roof above the master bedroom. Did a fair bit of damage to a bunch of pretty shingles and probably did some structure damage to the roof too. The third managed to impale himself on a flagpole and bent it rather badly in the process. Got some blood on the flag, too. The fourth... well, the forth hit the skylight above the indoor pool. Unfortunately, there was someone below the skylight at the time. Said someone being the Oyabun's latest mistress. And did I mention that number four apparently had a reinforced spine? I'd say that a waist is a terribly thing to spine, but you get the idea. The cherry on the cake was that Hanzo himself got to witness his bed-mate's terminal bisection. I don't know which is going to cause him more consternation: having to find and train another beauty to warm his... eerr... feet, or the favors and money he's going to have to burn to clean up this whole mess."
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I think it'll be the second, YakYak. Afterall, do you have any idea how hard it's going to be to get the blood out of the ferrocrete at the base of that flagpole?
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Re: YakYak Blog

Unread postby bibliophile20 » January 8th, 2009, 11:46 am

"Update on the Panderer Airdrop situation:
Well, Hanzo has managed to make the entire situation officially go away, both in terms of the police and the mainstream media, although he had to burn a lot of favors with Lone Star and Fort Lewis (due to the manner of the “delivery” and some greedy officials), as well as many corporate newsfeeds and had to spend somewhere in the region of a million nuyen in bribes and payoffs. Details are sketchy beyond that, but Hanzo is reportedly absolutely livid about the whole thing."
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Hey, YakYak, if he’s so pissed, why hasn’t he posted a bounty or reward yet?
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Maybe he wants to keep this one “in house” as it were. Running to gaijin, or even other Yakuza rengo, will probably lead to a massive loss of face for him.
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Or maybe they’ve already found the poor bastard, or know where to find him/her/it.
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