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Viridian Teams Naruto-verse RP

Unread postby Phht » May 10th, 2009, 12:27 am

"Send Konan a note that they need to correct Ame's accountancy practices to not include Akatsuki income."

"And if they ignore the note?"

"Hire Team Overkill to go ask them politely."

"Um, they're about as subtle as a biju attack, and the extent of their politeness is apologizing for the mess they made of the village."

"Who said anything about subtle? Subtle is the note asking for the change. If they ignore subtle, I'm escalating it to 'rebuilding the village in the crater of the previous one and repossessing any kekkai genkai in the village' stage." (blind!Pein~)

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Anti, four man teams! Though I guess we could go 6-man ANBU squad... but that makes us one short now! I'm totally making my white ANBU armor blood red though. To hide any blood stains, naturally. Also, I call dibs on not being team leader or assistant team leader.
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"What is that on your armor?"

"Hmm? Oh, that's paint. I was touching up the color to hide nicks and gouges from use."

"No, I'm pretty sure that's blood."

"Oh, please. Why would I have blood on me while in Konoha when I haven't just come back from a mission?"

"..."

"And my entire team can attest that I was on the other side of Konoha from the incident."

"... What incident?"

"There was an incident? Oh man, why am I the last to find out?"

"*headdesk*"
Crap, if we're giving ourselves specific abilities, I'm giving myself that massage bloodline of mine. :cool

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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 12:30 am

Regarding that massage bloodline, if you aren't female, nobody cares. (/Ass)
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Darkandus » May 10th, 2009, 12:32 am

Well if you're going to be a super awesome dood in a world full of super awesome doods you're going to have to be really super awesome...dood. Yeah.

ANYWAY, dibs on duel water and lightning affinities. Oh I am going to have fun. Need a dramatic scene for an epic battle? Give me enough money and you've got yourself an insta-thunderstorm. For a bit more I'll even try and see if I can find someone to throw in a hurricane or two.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Greybane » May 10th, 2009, 12:33 am

Well, we only saw one competition and she won it. Where did it all go-... nevermind, it's obvious.

Hey! Why aren't I in the team? I could totally be a dude... or something.
When was this competition? Episode or chapter number please.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Tempest Kitsune » May 10th, 2009, 12:33 am

Hmm, if we were to make ourselves into a team, I'd be the Blaster, specializing in high impact ninjutsu, and after badgering Jiraiya to learn how, I'd create a summoning contract with the Moongoose clan. My affinities, judging from my general personality, would most likely be Fire and Earth. No special bloodlines, but I'd probably have some impressive reserves going on.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 12:35 am

Bugger, Lightning and chakra attacks screw up my Bunshin something awful. Dibs an affiliation with Earth and Water techniques, and a preference for Genjutsu/Ninjutsu cominations and straight chakra-enhanced Taijutsu!
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Tempest Kitsune » May 10th, 2009, 12:44 am

And after giving it careful consideration, I'd probably be the best pick as Team Captain/Manager for jobs on the side. Since I've got some background in admin duties, I'd be able to write up mission reports that don't make us look like walking natural disasters. It'd be tough, but I think I could manage it.
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"Tempest, could you please explain how a barfight escalated into a fifty-meter deep smoking crater near the Uchiha district?"

"There was an altercation between my team and a group of rather intoxicated Uchiha sir. Some disparaging comments were issued against our charge and those affiliated with him. Said comments were met with equal vitriol from some of the other patrons, until one of the Uchiha decided to escalate the situation even further. I attempted to calm the situation but was summarily ignored, and therefore decided that it was best to stop the upcoming fracas before it could reach truly horrendous heghts of aggression."

"So you blew up the bar?"

"One bar sir, one. Please imagine for a moment what might have occurred if I hadn't taken preemptive measures."

:shock: "I see. Good job Tempest, dismissed."
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Darkandus » May 10th, 2009, 12:48 am

On the issue of summon contracts I have dibs on the contract for kitties. Yes, not cats. Kitties, cute little balls of fluff who's abilitys incompass nothing more difficult than being soft and adorable.

Also I want my water affinity to be such that I can move the water in my own body. Nothing is more fun than flying using the components of your own body. Also, did someone call for a giant water Golem which can't be affected by electricity due to the person at it's core? One that weilds tonfa's made of electric element Chakra? Aww yeah.

Also five words, ultra high pressure water cannon. Nothing more satisfying than cutting an enemy in half from over five hundred meters away with a blast of water.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 12:49 am

And after giving it careful consideration, I'd probably be the best pick as Team Captain/Manager for jobs on the side. Since I've got some background in admin duties, I'd be able to write up mission reports that don't make us look like walking natural disasters. It'd be tough, but I think I could manage it.
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"Tempest, could you please explain how a barfight escalated into a fifty-meter deep smoking crater near the Uchiha district?"

"There was an altercation between my team and a group of rather intoxicated Uchiha sir. Some disparaging comments were issued against our charge and those affiliated with him. Said comments were met with equal vitriol from some of the other patrons, until one of the Uchiha decided to escalate the situation even further. I attempted to calm the situation but was summarily ignored, and therefore decided that it was best to stop the upcoming fracas before it could reach truly horrendous heghts of aggression."

"So you blew up the bar?"

"One bar sir, one. Please imagine for a moment what might have occurred if I hadn't taken preemptive measures."

:shock: "I see. Good job Tempest, dismissed."
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"One bar, Tempest? It was the biggest bloody bar for 250 kilometres! Do you have any idea how much Ryo we taxed off'a that bastard?! And as I seem to recall, I wasn't the one who came up with the smart idea of using alcohol-filled bottles as projectile weapons against fire users, eh?! 'A ninja uses every tool in his disposal' my ass! You blew us up! You blew everything up! You set us on fire! You-..."

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Sh....shutting up, sir.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Fulcon » May 10th, 2009, 12:50 am

Judging from the posts above, I would guess that you guys pretty much have everything figured out.

Manipulating raw chakra would be my thing, if that were possible...
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 12:54 am

Judging from the posts above, I would guess that you guys pretty much have everything figured out.

Manipulating raw chakra would be my thing, if that were possible...
The Hyuuga can do it easy enough. Rasengan also uses the same principal.

Summoning contracts for me? Moths and a giant moth. That way, if somebody summons a giant lizard, the two of us can make B-movie effects and munch on popcorn while our summons clash it out.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Tempest Kitsune » May 10th, 2009, 12:57 am

@Fulcon: Well, the Hyuuga do it with their Jyuuken to an extent. And if you practiced it enough and developed large enough reserves, I'm sure you could do some pretty impressive techniques with it.

@Anti: No, it'd be something like this:
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:02 am

@Fulcon: Well, the Hyuuga do it with their Jyuuken to an extent. And if you practiced it enough and developed large enough reserves, I'm sure you could do some pretty impressive techniques with it.

@Anti: No, it'd be something like this:
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Fulcon » May 10th, 2009, 1:03 am

@Fulcon: Well, the Hyuuga do it with their Jyuuken to an extent. And if you practiced it enough and developed large enough reserves, I'm sure you could do some pretty impressive techniques with it.

@Anti: No, it'd be something like this:
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Oh, I'd go beyond what they did.

Think Chakra vampirism combined with (but not limited too) Strength enhancing jutsu, Miniature hurricanes, freaking flight, Armor based on the same principles as the Rasengan...I tell you, the possibilities are endless.

Actually, I have a question: Can you turn your own chakra to force your chakra coils to get bigger somehow? Any theories on how that's possible?
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:07 am

Think Chakra vampirism combined with (but not limited too) Strength enhancing jutsu, Miniature hurricanes, freaking flight, Armor based on the same principles as the Rasengan...I tell you, the possibilities are endless.

Actually, I have a question: Can you turn your own chakra to force your chakra coils to get bigger somehow? Any theories on how that's possible?
Chances are, mentally manipulating your own chakra against your chakra coils is an Academy-level training exercise to improve your capacity.

Hurricanes? They have that. It's called Kaiten. Strength enhancement is similiar to the Gouhou Saisei technique and Sakura's medical punch, flight is unlikely, as water-walking is simply a case of making water more permeable. Air is trickier. The Rasengan armour again sounds a lot like Kaiten.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Tempest Kitsune » May 10th, 2009, 1:11 am

Honestly, something like that is probably DEADLY. Forcing your chakra coils to grow beyond their natural limits without some sort of healing agent in place (like Naruto's healing abilities) would most likely result in the coils rupturing if carried too far. A chakra aneurysm sounds like such a lovely way to die, doesn't it? Unless you had a Hyuuga with medical training on hand to stem the flow, you could very well "bleed out" in minutes, possibly seconds if there are multiple ruptures.

The vampirism sounds pretty tricky too. Since you're attempting to force your body to use energy that's not keyed to it, and each individual's chakra signature is unique to themselves (so no way to train your body to withstand the shock of transfer, becasue it'd be different each time), you could run the risks of some pretty nasty backlashes and side effects.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:13 am

I propose setting up a Viridian RP planning thread and move the relevant posts there.

Seriously, it was fun to roleplay my exasperated, comical character as he lambasted his superior, only to be calmly stared into submission. We should do this more. Yes.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Phht » May 10th, 2009, 1:14 am

Hm.

Genjutsu boost bloodline (just posted it down in the recycling bin), no elemental affinity (due to bloodline). I guess I'd be the genjutsu specialist and medic for the team. With explosive note demolitions as a hobby.

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And to be fair, we didn't blow up that bar. The Uchiha were the ones throwing around the jutsu (Due to operational security and classification levels, I couldn't tell you if there happened to be any genjutsu on them they were unaware of).

The big issue would be how the Uchiha clan shrine somehow collapsed at the same time as the bar fight despite being on the other side of the compound from the bar. Or how Hyuuga Clan elders somehow went walking around Konoha naked while thinking they were clothed the following day.

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I think they'd try to have us deployed a lot.

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Chakra vampirism seems feasible, considering Kabuto's teammate in the Chunin Exams seemed to do just that. And if you call it a bloodline, that'll loophole you around the issue.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Fulcon » May 10th, 2009, 1:16 am

Honestly, something like that is probably DEADLY. Forcing your chakra coils to grow beyond their natural limits without some sort of healing agent in place (like Naruto's healing abilities) would most likely result in the coils rupturing if carried too far. A chakra aneurysm sounds like such a lovely way to die, doesn't it? Unless you had a Hyuuga with medical training on hand to stem the flow, you could very well "bleed out" in minutes, possibly seconds if there are multiple ruptures.

The vampirism sounds pretty tricky too. Since you're attempting to force your body to use energy that's not keyed to it, and each individual's chakra signature is unique to themselves (so no way to train your body to withstand the shock of transfer, becasue it'd be different each time), you could run the risks of some pretty nasty backlashes and side effects.
Ooh, nice catch. I should probably pace myself then.

@AntiNaba: Well, that's because for that to work, I think, you have to adjust the airpressure above you as well as below you. Because isn't that sorta how wings work? They're designed to reduce air-pressure above you?

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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Darkandus » May 10th, 2009, 1:19 am

There is also the fact that there is no point in making your coils bigger unless there is something to go into them. That also leads to another interesting point. Is it possible to permanently alter your body size? Doing so would probably increase your chakra as you urged cell division to increase the size and density of your bone, muscle and organ structure, as it would give access to more physical energy to put towards Chakra.

It also gives an interesting spin to the wings CS2 Sasuke has. More physical structure= more chakra. which probably make CS1 more about spiritual energy. Working off of emotions to spur the will onwards.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:19 am


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And to be fair, we didn't blow up that bar. The Uchiha were the ones throwing around the jutsu (Due to operational security and classification levels, I couldn't tell you if there happened to be any genjutsu on them they were unaware of).

The big issue would be how the Uchiha clan shrine somehow collapsed at the same time as the bar fight despite being on the other side of the compound from the bar. Or how Hyuuga Clan elders somehow went walking around Konoha naked while thinking they were clothed the following day.

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As far as I can tell, this has nothing to do with the incident that one of my teammates happened to be nowhere near at the time. Nor does it have anything to do with a main family engagee, her father, thin walls, the Byakugan, screaming, shouting, harsh escape, broken doors, two very disturbed ducks, one bottle of soy sauce mistaken for chocolate syrup, and a zucchini with odd pieces shredded off.

Nothing at all.

As for me, I was eating a dumpling.
Fulcon, you'd either have to extent your technical armspan with wind chakra to have any effect like that. That or becoming a human helicopter, and the human body really can't handle being spun at that speed without literally going to pieces.
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Fulcon » May 10th, 2009, 1:20 am

How did this topic get so off track?
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:22 am

How did this topic get so off track?
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Re: How would you handle this Naruto-related situation?

Unread postby Tempest Kitsune » May 10th, 2009, 1:25 am

I propose setting up a Viridian RP planning thread and move the relevant posts there.

Seriously, it was fun to roleplay my exasperated, comical character as he lambasted his superior, only to be calmly stared into submission. We should do this more. Yes.
Done.
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Re: Viridian Teams Naruto-verse RP

Unread postby AntiNaba » May 10th, 2009, 1:26 am

First item on the agenda: Character templates. I vote against using a numerical categorizing system. Although someone could come along and do those later.
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