Team Fail Mission: The "liberation" of Sodegaura

[ewuvi]

"I'm not going to be able to do that with you. And no, I've been wanting to do what I am about for a very long time. Giving you my eye isn't really even a drawback. So accept my present for you.

Not that I won't help fix you up, but not like what you think, eh?" Akita smiles at him and starts tugging her arms away.

[Darkandus]

A flash of panic overtakes Ryuusuke's face.

"No."

He pushes her away.

"I will not accept this."

[ewuvi]

Akita reaches up and pulls out her eye.

"Mmm, way too late now, I'd say. Take it or I'll cry."

[Darkandus]

Yoshi's clenches his teeth, making a molar crack.

He suddenly smiles.

"Fine."

[ewuvi]

"Then come here," Akita starts another medical jutsu, and clots her wound.

[Darkandus]

He walks forward, smile on his face.

"I just want you to know you have no idea what you are getting yourself into."

[ewuvi]

"I'm in that fuzzy little place where all I care about is getting this into your face," Akita's voice is kind of weak and high-pitched.

[Darkandus]

"Well I'm standing right here, Akita-chan."

Tears are visible in Ryuusuke's eye.

[ewuvi]

"Good then, here we go!"

Akita pushes the eye into his socket and connects the nerves and vessels until finally she's done.

She pulls out heavy bandaging and starts clumsily tending her injury.

"Hotaru-chan, I'm gonna retire as a ninja, so let me fill some stuff out and give it to you before you go back, okay?"

[Darkandus]

Ryuusuke looks between them, before waiting to see how Hotaru reacts.

[ewuvi]

Akita finishes a clumsy knot, and without waiting for Hotaru to say anything, she takes out a kunai and chops off her braid, then pulls her headband out and hands them both over.

(Oh thank goodness we're almost done with this! This is getting obnoxious, but I had to deal with Akita.)

[serbii]

Hotaru looks a little shaken at thew whole display, eyes are kinda a big deal for her.
"H-hai"
She takes the head band and braid.
"...make sure you don't leave the country until all the paperwork is done or you'll become a missing nin."
She looks Akita in the eye.
"Good Luck Aoi-chan"
Hotaru holds our her hand.

[feel free to hug, Hotaru's just not the type to initiate it.]

[ewuvi]

Akita smiles and wraps Hotaru in a big hug. With that, she turns to leave.

"I'll be in touch, hm?"

[Darkandus]

Ryuusuke turns to Hotaru before bowing.

He lets out a whistle, Haiiro and Soen instantly appear in their cat forms.

"Time to pay your debt. Get Nekosatsugai."

They disappear, and in their place a Ox sized, Blood red cat appears.

"Satsugai. Escort the Hyuuga to Konoha."

Turning back to Hotaru, Ryuusuke nods.

"I know you don't suffer fools or chatterboxes so I picked Satsugai, he doesn't talk."

Ryuusuke smiles.

"Farewell Hyuuga-San."

Ryuusuke walks away with Akita.

[serbii]

[Dere dere~ :D, not a crush, just embarrassed.]

Ryuusuke turns to Hotaru before bowing.

*blush*

"Farewell Hyuuga-San."

"Goodbye"
-They leave-
....
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"How on earth am I going to explain all this to the Hokage? It's going to be the weirdest non-Namikaze missions briefing..."
*Heads towards Konoha*

[Darkandus]

As Ryuusuke walks with Akita he smiles at her.

"Well, seems like you are as free as I am. In that case allow me to introuduce myself again. My name is Ryuusuke Yoshirou. Feel free to call me Ryuu, Yoshirou, Yoshi or maybe just Yo if you are in a rush."

[ewuvi]

"Akita Aoi, any variation of those two is fine," Akita murmurs. "Let's hope I don't forget my paper work and get hunted down.

...

...

...

Shit. I forgot give Itsuki and Kojira the map of the mansion before we left. Ah, forget it. It's not going to change a thing."

[And so ends the mission for about half of the people. Ya'll will see Akita and hopefully Ryuu around!

Now that the strange intermission is done, Anti and Tempy can get back to Failing!]

[Tempest Kitsune]

Itsuki is leading Kojira towards Sodeguara.

[AntiNaba]

Kojira's expression is blank as he walks, paying little attention to any stimulus or speech. He appears to be in extremely deep thought, or possibly experiencing difficulties with his passengers.

[ewuvi]

Itsuki and Kojira progress towards Sodegaura. A couple of men in uniform are standing by the side of the road, the two are talking.

"...still weird though, we're not even supposed to-" one is in the middle of complaining before the other interrupts him impatiently
"Shut up. We do what we're ordered, nothing more or less."

The two wave at Itsuku and Kojira as they pass.

[Tempest Kitsune]

Itsuki nods at them. "Aftanoon fellas." He pitches his voice an octave higher than normal, and deliberately mangles his pronunciation. "Ya seem a bit outta sorts. Anythin me and my buddy here should be worried 'bout down tha way?"

[ewuvi]

"No, no," the first one calls cheerfully, "straight shot to Sodegaura."

"Although," the other one pitches in, "you never know what kind of hooligans will show up on the trail. Why just the other day I was accosted by a young man who wanted me to battle his insect collection. I was quite bamboozled."

"Very bamboozling indeed," the first man agrees.

[AntiNaba]

"He keep 'em in little red and white capsules, by any chance?" Kojira rumbled.

[ewuvi]

"Why yes, but when he opened them up, the insects were dead. Very, very odd. So we had to hold an insect funeral. " The one who originally brought the insects up says wonderingly.

"I'll admit, I cried." The other says.

[Tempest Kitsune]

"Always got choked up at funerals m'self, no matter what was bein' honored. So, which way you fellas heading?"