Hellbound Quest ["Haha!" Said the Devil "We're nearin Hell!]

[AshBellringer]

"So you are here for a story? Peh... insolent punks... fine, let me tell you the story... of the Stranger and the Hellbound Train..."

"A stranger lay on the bar-room floor, who drank so much they could drink no more, so they fell asleep with a troubled brain, and dreamed that he rode the Hellbound train. The engine was bloody it was sweaty and damp! The brilliant leader lit with a brimstone lamp! For fuel they was shovelin' bones, while the furnace rang with a thousand groans! The boiler was filled with lager beer, the Devil himself was the Engineer, the passengers were a motly crew, some were boarder, others he knew..."

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The story rolls on from here, what do you want to know now?
>Awaiting Command
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((THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING HELL-LINES FOR YOUR TRAVEL OPTIONS TODAY! YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ALIVE! THE CONDUCTOR WILL BE AROUND TO COLLECT YOUR SOULS IN A MOMENT! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

... -coughs- First time go at it. It's not a long quest, it's a very short one in fact, but I hope you all enjoy my personal brand of crazy. Kudos will be awarded to those who know the name of the song and the artist who wrote the song, because I sure don't!))

[serbii]

Poem is The Hell-bound Train by... unknown.
HOW COULD YOU FAIL ME GOOGLE!?
More googling J.W.Pruitte?

First we edge away from wherever the maniacal laughter is coming from.
Then start by looking around.

Kudos on starting a quest
...when I told you to.
Hmm, make me some muffins.

[spudman]

Kudos on starting a quest
...when I told you to.
Hmm, make me some muffins.

serbii has gone mad with power!

"Hell-lines? You mean this isn't the 6:55 Northeast Regional to Wilmington?"

"Crap."

[doc.exe]

Mmmm... Ok, first of all the most logical question: "How the hell I got here in the first place?"

[serbii]

Should we post an instant rimshot every time someone says 'hell'?