Big McLargehuge XVII
I like this one.Mercutio Salvatore!
You are temporarily Vincenzo Aliamatta, formerly Skullgrinder Slabsmasher of Clan Deadlift, exiled for getting angry with your neighbor and accidentally decapitating him with your bare hands. You are incredibly strong, due to being five parts dwarf, one part giant and ten parts complete freak of nature. You live in a one room apartment in the poor end of town, the only place of rent that you can afford without having your friends in the Fortunato come over, five on each limb, and start beating you senseless as a subtle motivator to start paying your debt. To do this, you use a time-tested strategy: rally up a bunch of suckers and have them all pay a portion of the debt, with some of the payment added on, depending on how mmuch they tick you off or if they're rich enough to pay it. This strategy has kept you alive and with your kneecaps for the past eight years. Ah, here comes one of your more regretful acquisitions on your debtor list. Things might have been a bit different if you hadn't joined a group of ruthless and greedy, kneecapping happy recursive debt collectors. You're wondering exactly why you did that yourself. You were probably drunk or otherwise not in possession of your mental faculties. Ah, well, no more regrets for now. You had to give up your pocket change to buy a cleaver hire three thugs to stand around you so that you look vicious, so you've got to get at least a few more indigents to have food for the week.We have a cleaver. The dude is short. I think the solution to our "little" problem is clear.
But... it's uncivilized, because, ah... you're not really sure why. Is it because it's foreign? That sounds right. All foreigners are uncivilized rabble, and not having a true Tiberian name means you aren't a true Tiberian, and thus worthy of being respected by your fellows. /hypocrisyYou know I don't think we should be ashamed of our real name, Bigetta McLargehuge XVII of Clan Rockgroin is a kickass name. Our ancestors didn't get those rock groins for us to be ashamed of their name!
Lithography? You're not entirely sure what that is. You are, however, certain it isn't native to Renaissance Italy or its fictional analogues, unless the writer made a critical research error.Also, while trying to seduce the guy in the desk might work in our favor, he seems to be a creep, what with reading por... I mean, "lithography" like that in public.
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