I'd transfer normal class work to the heading of home work and run the class like a dueling accademy. Class work is casting speed, accuracy and technique while homework for each week is learning an new spell for demonstration in class with a written assignments being tactics and stragegy excercises. Being me -I assume you are actually wanting what we would honestly thing to do?-a crazy hyperactive dreamer who will experiment with anything just because it's cool I'd also have an open bonus opertunity for anything related to wandless magic. Demonstrations required.
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If I WAS dumb enough to try, I'd stick to teaching everyone how to duel. That was mentioned already, but it fits the idea fairly well. Also, I'd set up random magical creatures at random times during the school year. At the end of the year, I'd have a school wide House vs. House vs. House vs. House capture the flag...the goal is to get one of each house's flag. No holds barred. No boundries and curses are allowed (provided they ain't any of the unforgivable). Each of the teachers supervising and able to see everything despite the dense foliage I'll provide for my arena...So only me and Fulcon are willing to take a crack at teaching the DADA class? Sure it's cursed so that you'd only be there for one year, but if you know about it beforehand you could circumvent any nastiness simply by signing a one-year contract, leaving the curse with no reason to target you. And if during the summer you sign another one-year contract, and then another, and another, and another... well it'd be Voldemort's fault for putting such an obvious loophole into the curse.
I don't really think it works that way. Moody apparently only signed on for one year, coming out of retirement to do the job, and he was stuffed in a magical trunk for the better part of nine months. And the guy impersonating him had his soul sucked out. The curse is pretty indiscriminate, it seems like to me.So only me and Fulcon are willing to take a crack at teaching the DADA class? Sure it's cursed so that you'd only be there for one year, but if you know about it beforehand you could circumvent any nastiness simply by signing a one-year contract, leaving the curse with no reason to target you. And if during the summer you sign another one-year contract, and then another, and another, and another... well it'd be Voldemort's fault for putting such an obvious loophole into the curse.
*stares flatly*I again apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused and the warping of the minds of all pre-teens who have never possessed cable or the internet. ;)
That is a pretty interesting "what if". Interesting thought there AntiNaba.I just thought it would be interesting as to how to incorporate real-world mundanities and human puberty into the magical world of Harry Potter.
Would they still have the ethical issues of abortion, though? Especially as there is proof of a tangible soul in humans in that 'verse.Considering the advanced state of the medical care, I wonder how much sex ed they'd really need in the wizarding world. They most likely have a 99.999999% proof birth control potion and can probably cure all stds. The birth control potion would have been one of the first things witches/wizards perfected. A one day overview would probably be sufficient.
Although there are random weird gaps in their medical knowledge, like baldness and eye care.
You couldn't do that. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but Dueling 101 strikes me as being two people, facing off against each other, with proper bows and everyone following the rules. And even if you broaden that to include all wizard versus wizard conflict, you've forgotten a major portion of the DADA class. Protecting yourself against Dark Creatures. Fighting a Red Cap, grindylow or boggart isn't Dueling, it's Defense.Or you scrap defense against the dark arts, mothball the office and the position, and then you start up Dueling 101. Remove any and all connection to a DADA class.
They quite likely have a birth control charm. I wouldn't be surprised if it was it taught in third-year Charms.Considering the advanced state of the medical care, I wonder how much sex ed they'd really need in the wizarding world. They most likely have a 99.999999% proof birth control potion and can probably cure all stds. The birth control potion would have been one of the first things witches/wizards perfected. A one day overview would probably be sufficient.
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