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What would be more awesome is if Hinata actually picked up Mob Crow mannerisms, and she forms some sort of syndicate, takes over the Hyuuga, and declares war on Kakashi.

(Kakashi=Scarecrow for anyone who doesn't recall)

Carmine the crow stared into the Jounin's one normal eye and cackled, "You look like a man that takes things too seriously. If you ask me," Carmine flipped open his lighter, igniting it," you need to lighten up."

Well Morphy, I think you should write a one or two shot on Hinata and the Mob of Crows.

I'll consider it. It would come in handy as practice for my own fic. Hmm, need to borrow The Soprano's; The Godfather I, II, and III; and a few other stereotype reinforcing movies for research. Maybe find some of the cartoon shorts The Birds from Animaniacs for good measure.

I'll consider it. It would come in handy as practice for my own fic. Hmm, need to borrow The Soprano's; The Godfather I, II, and III; and a few other stereotype reinforcing movies for research. Maybe find some of the cartoon shorts The Birds from Animaniacs for good measure.

Don't forget the Goodfellows. Great mob movie

So what warning would the crows put into Hiashi's bed? Or will a murder of crows camp out in his room in the middle of night, wake him, and give him an offer he cannot refuse while all the crows are staring at him with their beady eyes?

Hiashi will wake up on the waterfront wearing a pair of cement shoes.

You know, mob!Hinata would probably easily get the loyalty of the Branch Hyuuga, and thus Hiashi waking up wearing cement boots is actually completely viable. Hyuuga cooks put some sleep stuff into the food to keep Hiashi asleep, then some other Branch members carry him down to the waterfront and fit his boots to him. :D

I'm seeing Hinata dropping Hiashi into the water while saying, "It's not personal, Father. It's strictly business." With Hiashi's shirt being left in the entrance to the Clan estate with a fish inside to be discovered in the morning.

Oh dear god! Mob crows! 1000 reviews to the person who writes it!

The question we should be asking, what kind of mob? And where from?

Well I was thinking of the Mafiaoso type. Hence all of the stereotypical jokes.

Specifically the Sicilian Mob, because out of all of them, they take family bonds the most seriously. And if they regard Hinata as family... well Hiashi is fscked.

And if they play it well, it could put Hinata into a leadership position to lead the Hyuuga clan against this foe that acts like her summons do, allowing her to eliminate others that don't support her (like the elders) while placing the blame on the "enemy". And the enemy could be, say, Itachi due to his use of "crows." After all, if she's being advised on what this stuff means by her crow summons and Itachi has been seen using crows, then logically, he's learned to do this from them. At least, that's how you could spin it.

Hiashi will wake up on the waterfront wearing a pair of cement shoes.

I vote for Styrofoam boots, they do the job just as well, with a bit of creativity added to the mix.

Plus, Hiashi would be drowning upside down, so the water would go all up in his nose.

Or we could just drop him in a shark tank with a bloody piece of meat tied to him.

Too quick and easy for him.

If you want something that nasty, have Hinata get vultures as a summon. They'll pluck out his eyeballs and rip into his stomach and eat him alive slowly.

Maybe fire-ants for Shino.

But Mob! Crows are just so much fun!

Shino I don't see as having a summon, simply because of the Kikai being like a summon that is always around.

I see what you mean. I just wanted something that could come in a large size that Shino could ride on. I think Shino would look pretty cool riding on top of a giant dragonfly.

Hum, the only problem with mobster crows in my small opinion is that they could get into a gang war with Gamabunta, since he has a personalitiy of a Yakuza boss.

We try not to mention giant insects around ewuvi since the last time...

And they're Italian Mob to Contrast with the Yakuza Frogs.

I think the two would stick to their respective territories. Hinata wouldn't want to mess with Naruto, and I think the Crows wouldn't want to mess with the Toads and vice-versa. They could both be pretty damaging to one another, plus their summoners are comrades, so getting into gang wars would probably not be an option. Hinata and Naruto don't pull out their jutsu around each other very much, and if they were in a battle, they would probably keep the heckling to a minimum.

Yeah, I don't do well with the mention of giant bugs. See Aburame and Pets for details.

But.... but! What if they teamed up?! NaruHina, with yakuza frogs having to work alongside mob crows. No one would mess with Konoha! :D

That would be cool, but I'd still expect quite a bit of friendly heckling between the Crows and the Toads.

Friendly heckling? Like what was seen in Black Lagoon? As in on edge and always ready to pull a gun on one another.

Generally the matter of turf is of high importance, whether you are Yakuza or Mafiaoso.

However, I suppose it would be possible for them to work together providing they don't get into one anothers "business" affairs.

Yeah, you got what I meant by 'friendly heckling', I don't think they'd get along easily, but if they did, it would be pretty cool.