Team 8 Chapter 21 Discussion *SPOILERS ABOUND!*

[jgkitarel]

Indeed. We shall rejoice then.

*shouts off forum*

OK guys, recall those orders we sent to have Nanoha Takamachi befriend the Evil! Authorlord like right now!

*hears something shouted*

Wait, you mean that the orders got intercepted and changed for her to come here?!



Guys, I apologize for the now adding in another danger, Let's all just hope she is kept busy befirending the Ree first.

[Tempest Kitsune]

*Nanoha walks by, munching on one of Aldraia's cookies and scratching behind the ear of one of TK's synthetic guardian beasts.*

I intercepted the orders and tweaked them a bit. Now then JG, *slings an arm around JG's shoulder* let's talk about unauthorized orders being disseminated against the Authhorlord, shall we?

[jgkitarel]

I was blackmailed by Jail Scaglietti! That's all!

It did not have anything to do with distracting Nanoha at a critical time to allow him to escape from prison. It also had nothing to do with Quattro getting a hold of that sabotaged time machine that we never got around to getting rid of. In unrelated news, Quattro will be experiencing a repeating loop of being hit by Nanoha's Divine Buster in the Sain't Cradle. In another bit of unrelated news, I have on good authority that Fate T. Harlown was notified by a concerned citizen, who shall remain anonymous, on where Jail was going to arrive as soon as he escaped. Serves that bastard right.

*feels a tug on his clothes and spots Vivio eating one of Aldraia's cookies*

Oh, hi Vivio! Following your mother around today?

[Vael]

I love this forum, the Authorlord, the fanfics that brought me here, this community....


You are all epic in your own ways.

That is all.

[Greatlimmick]

I'm not that afraid of Nanoha. As long as I explain what I'm up to, I'll probably just get a warning. She might even decide to help!

[jgkitarel]

*Runs in frantically dodging dozens of Axel Shooters, slams the door shut and leans against it*

*pant* *pant* *pant*

You'll be pleased to know that through various agreements, we now have a trainer who will help us learn how to better defend ourselves from the occational interdimensional threat. According to TempestKitsune, I have the honor of being the first "volunteer" to undergo the training.

Now, to see how long I can dodge.

*rolls a d20 and comes up with a 1*



*rolls a d20 a second time and checks failure table*

*the doorway and target disappear in the pink doom known as a Divine Buster*

*JG has been befriended*

Owie.

[datubaman]

This has to be the most epic thread derailment ever. Of all time.

Good Job!

[Phht]

You clearly haven't archive binged enough.

[jgkitarel]

Indeed, he should see some of the antics Anti's been up to in the past. Also, Phht, you've done some epic derailments yourself.

*dodges a Divine Bullet*

Damn it, didn't we already send her back home with a few boxes of Aldraia's cookies?

[JamestheFox]

Yay, the bar's 56%! That's like, 6% past the halfway point! Or something!

[Nitramy]

I do believe a certain Shadaloo dictator has two words to Team 8 jumping up to halfway-done.

[Tempest Kitsune]

70% done now folks!

[DBExplorer]

70% done now folks!

[Wraith5]

Well, I've been lurking around here for a while (about six and a half months at this point), and having just seen the last few posts... I've only got three things to say:
1) DBExplorer, that has to be the SINGLE most epic first post I've EVER seen.
2) *incoherently screams for joy* (approximate translation: "I can't wait for the next chapter!!!!!!")
3) Could anyone give me a few pointers on where/how I might find some of the more epic thread derailments? I would really like a few truly amazing moments and so on.

[MortisMage]

...

Might I ask where this "Evil Authorlord" meme came from?

[jgkitarel]

Wraith, this is a good place to start:

Random Insanity of the Boards

Also, Epic Quotes Thread is a fun one to browse.

Also, mortis, it started back in the yahoo days as a joke and kind of snowballed from there.

[Wraith5]

Thank you. I look forward to spending ("wasting") copious amounts of time on entertainment...

[jgkitarel]

Also, the various quest threads tend to get derailed, quite often.