You think fire effects are unrealistic in Anime and manga? Try Explosions.One of these days, I'm going to wirte a fic where fire actually does something. I'm even going to go into all the gory details, like fat boiling off and eyes melting and searing lungs, stuff like that. And then people will flame me, calling it unrealistic, and I will point at them and laugh, gesturing to 500+ years of historical and medical documentation detailing what all actually happens when someone is rosted alive. (Hint; it isn't "oh dear, some soot on my nose and light damage to my favorite shirt!")
It's been done. Kinda. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ErfworldAnyway, how about a geek summon? Need help hacking into the enemy's security systems, but no one is tech-savvy enough to handle it? Blood, chakra, poof! A ninety-pound 20-something with glasses that smells of doritoes and mountain dew, wearing flip-flops and a dirty polo shirt. Heck, either pay him with Xena tapes or get Hinata to talk nice to him (shouldn't be hard to do, nice is kinda her default setting, right?) and he'll go after the job with gusto to rival Othar Tryggvassen Rock Lee and Maito Gai.
Wait wait wait.Anyway, how about a geek summon? Need help hacking into the enemy's security systems, but no one is tech-savvy enough to handle it? Blood, chakra, poof! A ninety-pound 20-something with glasses that smells of doritoes and mountain dew, wearing flip-flops and a dirty polo shirt. Heck, either pay him with Xena tapes or get Hinata to talk nice to him (shouldn't be hard to do, nice is kinda her default setting, right?) and he'll go after the job with gusto to rivalOthar TryggvassenRock Lee and Maito Gai.
You beat me to it.Wait wait wait.Anyway, how about a geek summon? Need help hacking into the enemy's security systems, but no one is tech-savvy enough to handle it? Blood, chakra, poof! A ninety-pound 20-something with glasses that smells of doritoes and mountain dew, wearing flip-flops and a dirty polo shirt. Heck, either pay him with Xena tapes or get Hinata to talk nice to him (shouldn't be hard to do, nice is kinda her default setting, right?) and he'll go after the job with gusto to rivalOthar TryggvassenRock Lee and Maito Gai.
I think you just hit on the -perfect- summon for Naruto. There is so much potential for crack there it's obscene.
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