Meanwhile Kakashi Hatake, a recently retired ANBU member, walked out of a bookstore, with a melancholy grin on his face. In his left arm he held a plastic shopping bag, the contents of his small and rectangular. He walked over to a trash bin outside the bookstore, and took out the object, and slammed the bag into the can, as he brought the book up to his face and began laughing maniacally. "At last! At long last!" He said as he began crying a little. "The latest issue of Icha-Icha Paradise is mine!" Kakashi shouted as he held up the book in the air, as if it were some kind of glorious treasure.
Kakashi then leaned up against the wall of the building, flipped the book open to the first page and began reading. He was slumped up against the wall, standing as still and as silent as a statue, except for the occasional turn of the page and perverted giggle. He heard shouts coming from the end of the street and let his arm drop and he looked up to see the commotion. He watched as Naruto came barreling down the street, with the three Chunin, with patches of dirt on them from their fall, chase after them. "Hmmm. So that's what an Uzumaki chase looks like." Kakashi said as the chase flew past him and he brought his hand back up to his face...
Only to find his precious book not in it. Kakashi began panicking, he checked the ground, his other hand, his feet, his pockets, and even began digging in the trash can for it. He actually even began trying to look for Genjutsu, maybe it was that Chunin Kurenai, practicing her Genjutsus on him and his precious books again. Then all of a sudden, his Icha-Icha senses went off, the ones that only activated when someone opened up a copy of Icha-Icha Paradise nearby. Kakashi's eyes narrowed as he looked down the street, to see Naruto Uzumaki... with his precious, new book open.
"Hey what's this?" Naruto said as he flipped the book page. "And he cupped her precious orbs into his hands and... what's this word here?" Naruto said as he looked it over. "I can barely understand a word of this, the words are too big... oh well, it will have to due. Afterall I need something to keep the fire lit tonight." Naruto said as he closed the book, and Kakashi's visable eye widened as he heard the words 'have to due', 'fire', and 'lit'.
Kakashi's head sunk to the ground, as winds suddenly blew around him, and blue chakra began flaring around him. "You..." He muttered as he cracked his neck. "Who have stolen my precious Icha-Icha Paradise..." Kakashi muttered as he cracked his fists . "And threaten to burn it..." Kakashi said as he cracked his jaw. "Will pay for the severity of your crime to me!" Kakashi yelled as he looked up to reveal his visable eye, aflame with anger. He got down into sprinter's position, and then sped off at the group.