Naruto Manga Discussion 3 (Yeah, still spoilering)

[Tempest Kitsune]

And now a moment of silence for the dearly departed previous thread.
...
Right then, it ain't gettin any deader. Have at it boys and girls.

[AntiNaba]

What would be classier? Knives or machetes?

[doc.exe]

Depends. What kind of machete and what kind of knife?

[AntiNaba]

Are there any Machetes that can be used at cutlery?

[Tempest Kitsune]

Nothing is more classic than a 7 1/2" Bowie Knife with a bone inlay grip when it comes to cutlery smaller than a shortsword. Although the K-bar fighting knife comes in a close second.

[Phht]

We almost need a table of contents linking to prior threads in the sequence (so this thread would have links to NMD1 and 2 threads).

Also, more Madara/fem!Kisame love story. How will Madara react when he learns his lover is flirting with Mr Mr?!

[doc.exe]

Fem!Kisame? That is a new one. Probably, he will react the same way he reacted when Hashirama stole his rubber duck. :

BTW, does anyone else believes Bee is going to be the next sensei for Naruto if he wins this fight?

[Phht]

Fem!Kisame appeared in a thread amusingly titled "Theories on Kabuto".

If you're too lazy to click the link:

Yondiame shows up from nowhere, telling everyone that this was all a practical joke cooked up between him and Kyuubi ("The look on y'all's faces! Priceless!"), Kisame is revealed to be the man behind the man behind the throne in Akatsuki (or rather, in a shockng revelation, the woman behind the man behind the throne in Akatsuki. "Yeah, I know. I have a man's gills. I got them from my mother's side of the family. Long story.")

So Kisame really left Mist because she thought Madara was cheating on her, and their passion reignited after they met again in Akatsuki but couldn't reveal it, so Kisame got partnered with Itachi because guys with Sharingans make her hot and Madara liked teasing her?

...

Madara/Kisame, OTP.

[doc.exe]

[SLAMU]

Thank you, I had forgotten all about that.

[Kage Husha]

Oh Godz...I'm frightened now...some people.

Well, I ended up being the last poster again for a closing thread. I don't know whether to be honoured or scared. Do I kill things or give them an honourable end?

[Psalm Of Fire]

Depends, were you picking your nose at the time?

Also, I remember that funny crap! He he he he.

[Nebula1701]

Naruto and Bleach chapters are out btw.

[AntiNaba]

Killerbee throws the horns to Transform! PURE UNDILUTED AWESOME ERUPTS.

Turns out the Yamanaka jutsu has major drawbacks. Can't gouge eyes, has to chop heads.

'I've never seen Samehada get this big'? Oh jesus, Kishiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Version two kicks ass. Goddamn, why couldn't Naruto have had a nice Bijuu?

Did Enta speak underwater?

[Greybane]

But somehow the fact that Mr. Mr. can spit ink has override all the other awesome in my mind.

[AntiNaba]

Maybe he'll be like Zoidberg, shooting ink at people's faces?

[Farmer_10]

And even in his bijuu state his attack of choice is a headbutt. And not just a headbutt a headbutt-skull-punch.

[doc.exe]

It's actually a Lariat (type of wrestling move) rather than a headbutt. Awesome nonetheless.

Kisame is an incredibly creepy bastard... Awesome once again.

So now the battle will be underwater? This is getting better every chapter.

[AntiNaba]

An entire underwater battle...

... What's the skinny on the winner?

[Farmer_10]

I'm worried about Bee. I'm not sure I can handle it if we lost Bee. I mean Kisame's kind of a gamebreaker. Not like the sharingan, which is just annoying, but more like Big Bad levels of Scary. And we all know Kishi's kind of an abusive prick with our favorite characters. When he's not being neglectfull.

[Kage Husha]

It'll either be KB pulls a fakeout like he did with Sasuke, or Big Bro helps crush Kisame (or Mizukage does)

[Phht]

I'm amazed that Root guys are so fucking loyal to Danzo that they're willing to cut off their own heads to carry out his orders. Though I'm betting Mizukage and the kid'll show up in time to save Ao.

[AntiNaba]

Wow, Sai's a pussy even when you compare him to his home group? Nasty.

[Nebula1701]

I'm amazed that Root guys are so fucking loyal to Danzo that they're willing to cut off their own heads to carry out his orders. Though I'm betting Mizukage and the kid'll show up in time to save Ao.

Fuu is not cutting off his own head... he's going to transfer back to his body before that happens.

[AntiNaba]

He's willing to risk it, though.