What Is the Avatar Above You Thinking?

[Wraith5]

(Probably already been used, but...)
"I cast Magic Missile. At the Darkness!"

[doc.exe]

“There is a variable missing, but I can’t find it.”

[Wraith5]

"What happened to my cell phone signal?"

[jgkitarel]

"They said everything can be explained by mathematics. They lied."

[doc.exe]

“You deserve punishment for your deception.”

[Wraith5]

"I'm looking at the 'solution' in the back of the book. It's wrong."

[jgkitarel]

"Okay, why does this equation say 1+1=7? That doesn't follow any numerological functions that I know of."

[Wraith5]

"I have made a decision. Two plus two shall ALWAYS equal FIVE! This is NOT open for debate!!!"

[jgkitarel]

"So, you prove your math with precise applications of befriending violence, I see. Noted and seen as not even wrong."

[Aldraia Dragonsong]

"That's right! Now someone help me find the cookies before the sugar deprivation makes me lose control of these things!"

[doc.exe]

“I… em… yeah! That’s pretty serious…”

[Wraith5]

EDIT: Moved to appropriate thread (Yet Another Random Bit of Insanity)

[jgkitarel]

"Wait, was that supposed to be here? My calculations said that this was the right thread!"

[Wraith5]

"Relocate yourself to the appropriate thread or face... BEFRIENDING!!!!"

(I'll just go and move that...)

[PencilMonkey]

"Bad news, Heisenberg. I've managed to calculate a new position for it with great accuracy, but I have no idea how fast it's moving."

[doc.exe]

“So what’s the plan then, boss?”

[Wraith5]

"Let's... how should I put this... have a 'talk' with them. A very short talk, very, how do you say it, 'to the point'."

[jgkitarel]

"By my calculations, the people we need to discuss this matter will not get the point. They are an incredibly stubborn and obstinate bunch, much like the attendees at certain political rallies."

[PencilMonkey]

"I speak, of course, of the most vile, malicious, insidious vipers in our society - the giant floating Eiffel towers! Yes, YOU up there! Don't think I haven't seen you, for verily, I HAVE! Tremble in fear, rivet-ridden spawn of Gustave! My wrath is mighty, and will suffer your Gallic gall no longer! Stand back, everyone, I am charging MAH LAZORS!"

[jgkitarel]

"So, she's charging her beams to befriend those giant floating towers. I'm on one of them and SHE'S LOOKING THIS WAY!"

[PencilMonkey]

"WHY IS IT SO DARK OUT HERE? NO MATTER, I'VE SWITCHED ON THE PILOT LIGHTS IN MY RETINAS, NOW I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYTHING!"

[doc.exe]

“The new blast-o-matic 9000! It shreds, it burns, it fulminates and disintegrates, all with a single catridge!”

[Ironwolf]

"Where can I find a can big enough for this opener?"

[Wraith5]

"WHOOOO!!!! NAT 20!!!!! Wait... this D20 usually gives me 1s... This can NOT be good."

[jgkitarel]

"Despite the knowledge of its existence, I STILL cannot mathematically prove or disprove the existence of love. DAMN YOU ROUSSEAU!!!"