Viridian Dreams Forum

(Probably already been used, but...)
"I cast Magic Missile. At the Darkness!"

“There is a variable missing, but I can’t find it.”

"What happened to my cell phone signal?"

"They said everything can be explained by mathematics. They lied."

“You deserve punishment for your deception.”

"I'm looking at the 'solution' in the back of the book. It's wrong."

"Okay, why does this equation say 1+1=7? That doesn't follow any numerological functions that I know of."

"I have made a decision. Two plus two shall ALWAYS equal FIVE! This is NOT open for debate!!!"

"So, you prove your math with precise applications of befriending violence, I see. Noted and seen as not even wrong."

"That's right! Now someone help me find the cookies before the sugar deprivation makes me lose control of these things!"

“I… em… yeah! That’s pretty serious…”

EDIT: Moved to appropriate thread (Yet Another Random Bit of Insanity)

"Wait, was that supposed to be here? My calculations said that this was the right thread!"

"Relocate yourself to the appropriate thread or face... BEFRIENDING!!!!"

(I'll just go and move that...)

"Bad news, Heisenberg. I've managed to calculate a new position for it with great accuracy, but I have no idea how fast it's moving."

“So what’s the plan then, boss?”

"Let's... how should I put this... have a 'talk' with them. A very short talk, very, how do you say it, 'to the point'."

"By my calculations, the people we need to discuss this matter will not get the point. They are an incredibly stubborn and obstinate bunch, much like the attendees at certain political rallies."

"I speak, of course, of the most vile, malicious, insidious vipers in our society - the giant floating Eiffel towers! Yes, YOU up there! Don't think I haven't seen you, for verily, I HAVE! Tremble in fear, rivet-ridden spawn of Gustave! My wrath is mighty, and will suffer your Gallic gall no longer! Stand back, everyone, I am charging MAH LAZORS!"

"So, she's charging her beams to befriend those giant floating towers. I'm on one of them and SHE'S LOOKING THIS WAY!"

"WHY IS IT SO DARK OUT HERE? NO MATTER, I'VE SWITCHED ON THE PILOT LIGHTS IN MY RETINAS, NOW I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYTHING!"

“The new blast-o-matic 9000! It shreds, it burns, it fulminates and disintegrates, all with a single catridge!”

"Where can I find a can big enough for this opener?"

"WHOOOO!!!! NAT 20!!!!! Wait... this D20 usually gives me 1s... This can NOT be good."

"Despite the knowledge of its existence, I STILL cannot mathematically prove or disprove the existence of love. DAMN YOU ROUSSEAU!!!"