Feel like your life is too alkaline? Been eating too much health food, and want to restore that acidic vibe? Visit the Starcraft 2 forums! The acidity is enough there to aid you in the digestion of all assortment of heavy metals. Your bile will be unbelieveable!
Other beneficial effects include:
>interpreting every post, in every forum, everywhere, as whining
>...or trolling
>...or a sad attempt at an intellectual superiority complex
>wanting to BM random people who do anything that might be interpreted in a way you don't like
>sobering realization of the nature of the North-American competitive gaming spirit
>sad realization of the proficiency of the art of whining
>desire to strangle a kitten
>impulse to collect weaponry and retreat into a mountain cabin