Notes from Scout Brandon on the lair of the brilliant but evil author.
(posted on the Viridian Dreams Yahoo Group)
After extensive research and decoding of texts, I have located the entrance to the lair of Author Schocke. I go now with proper sacrifices in hopes of gaining audience with and finding out about our mysterious benefactor.
After many hours of travel, I have arrived. The entrance is cunningly disguised as a modest home in a nice neighborhood. Undaunted, I made sure that I have taken all known truth serum antidotes and have many antivenoms ready for use. I walk up to the entrance and make myself known. The door is answered and I offer my sacrifice of the first 175 subbed episodes of Naruto. My sacrifice is accepted and I am allowed in.
After a Blood Oath to not reveal the author’s whereabouts, I am treated to a strange ritual involving some very good Mongolian BBQ. After this ritual I am given the answers to the lesser mysteries that is the future of Team 8 and Out of the Darkness. By my own request to not go completely mad I am not given the greater mystery answers to that of NoFP.
After many hours of conversation, I have managed to elude the author to update this by feigning the need for sleep. But they have left the guard dog here to watch over me, so I must still not arouse suspicion of my infiltration. I have much to think over, and I will make my escape soon.
I have escaped, hopefully with the author not knowing of my treachery, for I now have knowledge of future happenings of the worlds! But alas, the blood oath I had sworn upon entering the author’s domain keeps me from telling anyone else. At least I know them.
So, anyways. Matthew has his Naruto episodes now, so hopefully we can see Team 8 and Out of the Darkness updates. And no, you can’t have spoilers from me. I did get to help with a scene for Team 8, but it’s not going to happen for a while. Funny one though.